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Mario: Alright Jeffy, it's time to eat your green beans, whilst I have a slice of pizza just for me!
Jeffy: WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS AND YOU EAT A PIZZA, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!
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No seriously. This is a reference to Breaking Bad season 1 episode 4, when Walter Junior, upset and in turmoil over his father's lung cancer diagnosis, outrages at his farther's hopelessness. His mother, Skyler White, is visibly distraught and in shock. Walter White, his father, is facially ambiguous, but I suggest that he is turned on by the unexpected lash out. The abruptness and out-of-pocketness makes this one of the funniest lines in Breaking Bad, nay, in American television.
The writers could well have ended the entire TV show by having Walter White die right then and there and rolling the credits. In fact, this would have been a totally viable ending to a long-winded story and would have prevented the rise of the crack-addicted, mentally unstable Breaking Bad community. Just imagine a world free from crack-heads yelling "JESSE WAKE UP" in public.
The phrase is most often unintentionally used by rage-quitting gamers; specifically, Minecraft zealots when they have two hearts, no shield, and three skeletons are raping them. The phrase also features in many political debates when the opposition runs out of rebuttals and resorts to crude insults, because, after all, this is the best way to assert yourself in discourse.
*3000-word assignment exists*
Professor: "You already have a lenient 5-day period to complete the short-release assignment. However, given the astounding number of simple extensions, we have decided to provide a 2-day blanket extension."
Students: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
You: *empty a Vietnamese War amount of bug spray on a cockroach*
Cockroach: *moves*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Osama bin Laden: *becomes the most elusive terrorist leader in history*
Americans: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Stranger approaching you with a clipboard and optimism: "How do you feel ab-"
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
*waiter places your food in front of you*
Waiter: "Enjoy!"
You: *accidentally* "You too."
Waiter: *eats your food*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Shut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHOREShut up YOU FUCKING WHORE
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A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.
Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!
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A definition used by the now enlightened older generation said commonly to Anyone born in or beyond 2000, who thinks they understand the world, and continues to celebrate moronic shit that will get them more fucked in this world.
EG: these drugs are great Im glad we all put in and spent our whole centrelink on them.... they should last atleast 12 hours. ..; She was so out of it that the only way she could say yes was by waving with one hand and a sour look and a tear..so we were gentle when we took turns... :she loves me.. she said so right after she wiped those guys cum off her chin and came knocking on the door because they wouldnt look after her .. :::: Those fucking dog cunt coppers got me again without a license drunk.. i misssed that bitch and her kid .. fucking cunts.. the're fucked. I tried to submit this ..and stupid errors came up.. the explination was fucking vague as fuck.. "i said.. " you cunts are fucked"
A direct exclamation towards an unpleasant thing or a person.
Neighbours dog wont stop barking - Shut up you fucking cunt! Or I'll slit your throat and hang you by the hind legs from the nearest tree.
Argument in a pub or club - Outside you fucking cunt! Parking lot. NOW!
Used in place of eugt, when you don't want to use such strong language.
Obama: You fucking yes.
Bob: 😔