person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.

Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"

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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

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Get your dick scrubbed

A common phrase in the Army that is used, in combat, in place of the Marines "GET SOME".

Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.

You: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Me: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Everyone: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!

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your dick is my dick

A phrase used to express happiness for a friend’s good fortune, commonly used to refer to one’s success in sexual endeavors

Dude, I finally slept with Jessica.

Aw, man that’s great. Your dick is my dick bro.

I got your dick

A way of expressing support or defense for another individual. Commonly used to defend a male friend, but is not limited to those who identify as male.

Girl 1: boy 1, you will never accomplish anything
Boy 2: don't worry boy 1, I got your dick!
Boy 2: girl 1, you are a ho

She'll burn your dick

She has so many STD's from all the dude's shes fucked. Probably also from the guys she's fucked for drugs.

Your friend: Ay man, Dont fuck her with out a condom, I'd wear 6. Because if you smash raw dog She'll burn your dick

Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

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