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A large gaggle/grouping of Asian Americans, often seen clogging starbucks and the interior of public libraries. "Zip Zap" refers to the speed of your average Asian, who performs tasks like arithmetic and sweatshop labor with the quickness of speed racer.
Average White Guy #1: Yo I'm gonna go finish my project at the library, its due soon.
Average White Guy #2: Naw man, its 2PM; the library is already bursting at the seams with asians.
Average White Guy #1: Goddamn Zip Zaps!
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The act of playing completely unrelated songs, sometimes just to hear a particular part of a song, and then quickly changing to a different one.
This happens for example at parties when some idiot gets his/her hands on spotify or youtube.
Tune Zappers have a tendency to get very defensive and will not give up easily their position of "self-elected DJ".
They have to be kept away from the source of music at all costs.
who the hell is Tune Zapping from my laptop?
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Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.
I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!
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Gods gift to man. Everything Krazy glue wishes it was. Able to glue anything you want back together. It can also be used as a form of liquid band aid on cuts. the possibilities are endless
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Man 1: OH SHIT i just broke your hella expensive china
Man 2: Its fine nothing a little zap a gap cant fix.
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Construction worker 1: DUDE HELP ME I JUST CUT MY FINGER OFF.
Construction worker 2. Have no fear with a little zap a gap we'll have your finger back together in no time
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A strange yellow paper given to students when they don't pass in their homework. NOTE: -zap its will not actually zap students-
Oh shit, I forgot to do my spanish, not i'm going to get a zap-its!
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The act of shuffling your feet on the carpet then walking over to your girlfriend and zapping her on the face with your member.
I put on my wool socks and shuffled over to Tina and gave her the ole' cock zap.
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Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.
John quickly said, "zap yo dumbass" before nailing a 3 pointer on Mark.
Ryan yelled, "zap yo dumbass" before stealing Peter in the jaw in a friendly boxing match.
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