"Hans get ze flammenwerfer" is a textual meme that became popular on 9gag in early 2017. It's used when the author of a comment/post wants something to be destroyed in this post. This thing can be anything : a trend, an object, an animal etc.
Post :*Picture of spiders*
Comment : Hans get ze flammenwerfer
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A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.
*someone posts scat porn*
Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!
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This comes from Hebrew. It is a proverb that means "Things don't always happen as they are supposed to be".
"Supposed" in Hebrew is "AMUR". this is also a name for the fish "Ctenopharyngodon idella"
- I'll just plug that in, and it's supposed to work when we get there.
- "Supposed" is a name of a fish. (Amur ze shem shel dag)
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Eisan Ze Beisan can dunk because he has a 37" vertical. he can do a straight arm tomahawk, cock back tomahawk, 360, 360 eastbay, 360 windmill, leaning windmill, over people dunk, over head under legs dunk. dunk package level 99.
Eisan Ze Beisan can dunk
the third floor (or attic) of someoneβs house in lake forest where naughty stuff happens aka sexy time
Joe: (plays good song)
uglamishit: OHHHHH u got ze beets