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A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it
Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk
1. hit or strike.
2. fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.
1. "Charley really zonked me"
2. "I always just zonk out and sleep straight through"
A person who is often seen as goofy or immature, They are viewed as almost as cartoonish character
“Zonks is the type of guy to start floating when he smells something good
Zonked
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
Zonked-fucking zooted to another planet; high as balls; on another planet; retarded
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.
People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!
1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
So unbelievable catastrophically cross faded
“Dude I just had six beers and a fat joint”
“Broo you are zonked !”