old driver

1. someone with a lot of experience, especially when it comes to dating.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.

A: I have a dating that is coming up, i need some help.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.

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drivers test

20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of hell

Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone

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Corsa Driver

The car of a pedophile

(Corsa driver) hay 14 year old girl you look noice.
(14 year old) wow attention give me more

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Camry driver

The modern-day equivalent to the classic "Volvo driver". Does not look where they are going, and basically has no regard for other road users.

Today while out shopping I was crossing a pedestrian crossing and nearly got hit by a Camry driver that was speeding up rather than slowing down.

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Driver's High

An expression used to describe the selfless state of only wishing to accomplish or overindulge in the ecstasy of what one is doing. For example, suicide bombers, Seung Hui-Cho(massacre in Virginia Tech), F1 drivers**, Bungee jumpers, Skydivers

Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
Towards the best finale! Yeah!
Even if I explode and turn into ashes
I'll probably still be laughing, just like this.
See ya again in the next world, Yeah!

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Prius Driver

Someone who drives slowly, gets in your way, and is afraid to make turns at intersections. An obstacle on the road.

Fucking Prius Driver!!

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Bus driver

The person that brings us to hell

Omg here comes the bus driver again time to go to hell

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