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Pretending to be liberal so your critiques of the left carry more cache
See also: Dave Rubin
I don't have the intellectual heft to make a strong argument so I guess I'll Tim Pool it as I go.
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The shredded state of the top layer of epidermis on your big toe following a day of propelling yourself in the water of a concrete public pool.
Does anyone have a bandaid? I have a bad case of pool toe.
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When swimming pool water generates massive tsunami wave action from an earthquake as seen in videos taken at the time of the Baja / SoCal earthquake on 4/4/10.
I was on the phone during the earthquake and noticed my chandelier swaying, and when I looked out the window at the swimming pool, the water was making huge waves, which splashed up and out of the pool, the waves kept doing that for several minutes, it was like a Pool-Nami! But I didn't have my cell phone on to shoot a video clip for youtube.
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Simp pools are heal pools, but for simps
BadBoyHalo always buys a simp pool with his diamonds
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when your bored in summer, or any time of year really you just go and jump in other peoples pools and see how many times you can go before getting caught. usually it is ten times more fun if you do get caught, because the looks on peoples faces is priceless
Antonella: Wanna go pool hopping?
Sarah: Sure why the hell not.
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Pool Cleaner
When your chick is laying on her side and you spread them cheeks from the rear exposing her vagina & butthole. You then proceed to eat her out as you slide your mouth back over her butthole without losing suction. Repeat these steps in a back and forth motion applying more suction and tongue play as you reach each destination. Therefor, in fact, using a pool cleaner affect on her privates for maximum pleasure.
Bro #1: whatchyall do after you left last night
Bro #2: we went back home and I gave her the Pool Cleaner
Bro #1: but you don’t own a pool
Bro #2: Defines Pool Cleaner
Bro #1: Dude, you’re a Savage
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A great pool simulation game on yahoo that, sadly, has become rampant with cheating. Better get yourself a worthy aimer cheat if you want to be competitive...
"Damn how did I just lose to a guy who's only played 2 games before me?? Must have an aimer..."
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