Rural Dictionary

balls

Things that are inert.

(Origin of joke: The video "The Balls Are Inert" by Kajetokun, the same man behind the infamous Over 9000 video.")

Piccolo: "The balls are inert. It doesn't make a bit of difference guys."
Gohan: "But it's still there!"
Piccolo: "Yes, but I think it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert."
Gohan: "But it's still--"
Piccolo: "FUCK, GOHAN! THE FUCKING BALLS ARE FUCKING INERT! SHIT, GOHAN!"
Gohan: "But it's--"
Piccolo: "SHIT!"

by Raymoo October 17, 2007

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Balls

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum

Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!

by SlopNChop September 3, 2017

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Balls!

An exclamation used to describe either the positive, or negative extreme on the 'awesome scale'.
Or something both positive and negative simultaneously

Positive: "That scythe is so balls!"
Negative: "Aw, BALLS! My car ran out of gas!"
Both Simultaneously: "You kicked that ball from all the other side of the field and hit me in the face! That was balls!"

by xelphyn January 25, 2011

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Balls To That

1. An expression of acceptance, happiness or excitement towards something.

2. An expression of displeasure, annoyance, or aggression towards something.

1) Dude, look at this pic of my hot chick.

Balls to that.

2) Hey, did you pay your taxes?

Balls to that.

by spartan029 August 3, 2008

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