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Justin Beiber is a faggot, wish he would go die in a hole. - Love Funny Junk.
-KelsoKaotic
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A gay ass donkey shit that doesn't have a life
Because
1. He is 15 but sounds like a 3 year old
2. You can clearly hear auto-tune
3. He has no talent in anything
GayAss fan: OMG I LUV Justin beiber HE IS SO FCKIN BUTIFUL I SHAT MAHAELF
Person who has a life: I SHAT MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOUR REDARDED GRAMMAR
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A stupid little 16 year old prick who hasn't yet reached puberty. Likes to have sexual interactions with Usher, but you still cant say that it's gay , because it's not a he or a she. It (and all the 10-16 year old girls) think it's so amazing, but in reality, it is the most sucky singer ever to sing a song on the face of this earth. 10 year old girls masturbate to pictures of him in womens underwear. Just you wait until it's nuts grow in (a few months, unless they're injecting it with estrogen)
Should be disposed of (thrown into a volcano, assassinated, killed by Chuck Norris's little finger, etc.)
Dude: Hey did you see that Justin Beiber giving usher a blow job on TV?
other Dude: Yeah that was so freaking gross
Dude: Justin Beiber is such a faggot
Guy: Yup.
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person :I got 50 bucks to spend, Me : Get Justin Beiber for a night
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An annoying singer who has teamed up with usher (shock horror!). The extent of "his songs" is singing about love and/or girls, though
many believe he is homosexual and has an abnormally small penis. This is only speculation.
The songs that were written for him aren't much better.
He is loved by 10-15 year old girls who some think have no brain.
Now spend your time decently by listening to led zeppelin or Mozart's requiem.
"The best singer in the wold peopl who h8 him R just jeluz 'coz they Rnt famous and can't sing"
Justin Beiber fan-13
"Wow, that girl sings SO well, what's her name?"
Random lorry driver, listening to radio.
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A bitchy little girl that thinks she can sing. She is only cool because taylor swift and 50 cent "like her". The only people that like her are 8 year old girls and gay kids. Her voice is so squeaky and high pitched. She has a vagina and is currently searching for her dream boyfriend.
gay beiber sucks justin beiber sucks vagina
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a malevolent alien being come down to earth that wears the skin of a prepubescent boy. His objective is to create popular music with a hidden sound that will kill human brain cells, when the majority of humans have been turned into vegetables his species will come to earth and ingest the human race. Justin Beibers commonly target children, mainly young girls with simple thoughtless high pitched music about love. a Justin Beiber's only weakness is the sound of rock or metal that dates before the year 2000, any other music will simply increase its manipulative ability, exposing it to rock or metal will cause intense pain in its eyes, ears and brain, prolonged exposure should cause multiple strokes and heart attacks eventually pressure in the brain will cause its head to explode. exposing the brain directly to rock with headphones should cause instant decapitation
guy #1:i had a dream i was in a flying saucer with a Justin Beiber, he tried to kill me but when he got near my ipod he fell down and died, weird dream huh?
guy #2: that was real! you got abducted by the beibers!
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