bloody valentine

your bloody valentine is someone you swear up and down you’re so in love with, but the relationship has moments of toxicity or manipulation. your bloody valentine is someone who can flip a switch in an instant to become someone else, but you say you love them and they say they love you anyways. your bloody valentine is someone you just can’t seem to move on from, you say you don’t care but the thought of them with someone else tears you up.

“𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘥”

“𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪’𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵”

“𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘮 𝘪 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴?”

“𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺…”

he’s my bloody valentine.

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Bloody zipper

To get a part of the body caught in ones zipper causing the skin to bleed.

I was in so much of a hurry for work this morning that I ended up giving myself a bloody zipper.

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BLOODY PILGRIM

When a female has sex on her period without letting the male know until the lights are on. Trickery like the pilgrims did the indians.

"Bro! That bitch gave me a bloody pilgrim, i thought she was really wet until i turned the lights on."

bloody wanker

A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"

That bloody wanker cut me off.

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Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

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Bloody sake

A combination of "fucks sake" and "bloody hell". Used to express fury or exasperation at a situation without swearing.
Esp. when young childeren are present or one just strives for originality.

Originally bellowed by accident in a fit of profound rage.

Bloody sake! Somebody shut that baby up!

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Bloody Bean

A nickname for Boston aka beantown describing its violence and gangs.

Be careful in the Bloody Bean.