cigarettes

the most gay invention in the whole world! cigarettes make u smell bad and make ur teeth and tonge yellow. once u quit u become fat and ugly. they give u cancer and make u die faster. whoever starts smoking is a fucking idiot!

kid 1: Want a some cigarettes?

kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.

kid 1: You're a loser.

kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.

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cigarette

Cigarette smokers create ugly, stinking mess everywhere they go. Smoking invariably causes bad breath in smokers. Most of the adult smokers can’t quit it because it’s extremely addictive, and they are helpless pussies.

I wld never want to kiss a smoker chick with bad breath. cigarette smoking is just the most stupid way of harming yourself and others around you. cigarettes are antisocial.

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Cigarette

1. Cancer Stick
2. Handheld Death Trap
3. a bad/expensive habit

"Get That (Cigarette)Cancer Stick out My Face"

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cigarette

British for fag

British guy: i need a fag
English dude: you can take my sister

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cigarette

Cancer on a stick. Nuff said

Me: If I were president, i would force every smoker to use a stop-smoking aid, then put a ban on cigarettes

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cigarettes

Tobacco wrapped into a stick. Contains 43-ish carcinogens, including tar and nicotine.

Crazy bum: "If America was the best country in the world they would ban cigarettes!!"

*walks down street*

"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"

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Cigarette

Death

I know a guy who smoked a cigarette once, he died.

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