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A good place to go if you're an internationally wanted fugitive, because they don't extradite.
Person 1: I think I need to leave the country.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.
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A country that many people are harsh about, but they are just jealous because french people are proud of the country they live in. There is that typical stereotype of smoking like chimneys and onions round their necks, but you are all wrong - we're all human.
There are four different parts to France, North, South, East and West, all different and special from one another.
North: Quite a boring area, but a good place to do some decnet shopping. Not the nicest of towns, but best of all, the capital - Paris. It's beautiful, you just have to look in the right areas.
East: Again another boring part, just plain land for farming, France will never run out of food.
West: Near Spain, lovely place to be with the Pyranees and the sea nearby. Second best area in France.
South: The best part with incredible weather, to moutains ans famous beaches. It so hard to describe because it so wonderful there - go there!
oh my god this place is amazing, we must be in France!
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Another word for "I surrender"
Fight in a war? What a silly idea, I'll just pull a France
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The Country that practically invented Porn because they invented can can dancing and watched the monarchs fuck and started a revolution when the monarchs didn't want them to want people to watch them fuck also a country that has a lot of stereotypes and would probably ranks 3rd on most stereotyped country also it's the country that frenchaboos adore also people think France has a terrible army when they are a nuclear power. The only stereotype that is true is that the french protest all the time
France is a country with very enthusiastic people
Frances is a shy, cute Philippine girl who works hard in school. She has amazing calligraphy and I swear she rewrites her notes about twice everyday. Frances is someone you can always trust.
She was also married to a sixteen year old boy named Johnny Cade and she is fourteen so it is legal. Frances and her hubbie were living happily until he died in the hospital due to a fire he was in.
person 1: Wow it's Frances
person 2: She's a great friend though her hubbie is gone
person 1: Yeah he deeeeeeead
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a country that for some reason hates america and america hates them back. i have two major issues with this country
1) they think that they saved us from the British during the revolution... wrong. they only helped us after seeing that we were for real and then decided to help and to rub it it England's face.
2) they treat us like shit even though we pretty much sent many young men to their deaths on DDay. to all french assholes that think America sucks go to Normandy, look for the American flag and then look at all the white gravestones, that was from one day of fighting to free you guys from hitler's reich.
French guy: (with that accent) America would not exist without help from france
American: no we had it from there appreciate the help though
French guy:(same accent) America is garbage! they are all lowlifes compared to france
American: well you should thank those lowlifes who are now buried in Normandy to free you from hitler shitface.
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Full of very good looking people up to all ages, nice food and scenery.
Heck, what else can I say when I've a crush on a French guy anyway?
Girl 1: Omg, that guys hot.
Girl 2: That's because he's from France, duh.
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