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goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.

Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.

by g00s3 March 14, 2009

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goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.

Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!

by aura c. May 13, 2007

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Goose it

- goose it -
Verb: to goose

: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.

1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*

*fire*

*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”

And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.

by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 20, 2023


The Gooses

A group of online people that make up the community of: fans, friends, and followers of the silly, yet sexy live-streamer/content creator Miss Red who is often referred to as “Momma Goose.” The men are referred to as “Goose” and the ladies as “Goosie Gals.”

Person: The Gooses love Miss Red so much; she has quite the loyal following.

The Gooses: She is always telling us that we are “loved and important” and lives by her motto - Creating Smiles NO MATTER the way!

by MisreadPaiges June 7, 2021


Goose

Some very angry Canadian birds popularized through a game and memes.

Mess with Honk Goose and you get the bonk

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021


goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!

Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk

by toast_reboot August 3, 2023


goose

a fucking disgrace

fuck this goose

by ducklett July 12, 2021