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HOLY SHIT IM BORED

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine

Me: Holy shit im bored
Friend: SAME

by HOLY SHITT April 17, 2020


holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

by zack milf December 8, 2011

34πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

by Red Fleming March 23, 2011

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Holy Shit Wow Crazy

1: Holy Shit Wow Crazy: When there is nothing left to do but use every exclamation at once.
2: Holy Shit Wow Crazy: That moment you realize that holy shit is actually holy, and your brain still cant believe it.
3. Holy Shit Wow Crazy: Realizing you can actually create your own words, submit them to Urban Dictionary and have the internet use them immediately.
4. HSWC: When you have to type Holy Shit Wow Crazy!

example 1.

"I'm going to beam a Wi-Fi signal across the pond!"

"You can do that?"
"yeah, it's like changing a garden nozzle from spray into jet stream!"
"Holy Shit Wow Crazy!"

example 2
"You should submit that to Urban Dictionary!"
"HWSC! I didn't know you could do that."

by WhiteWalker75 July 24, 2018


Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

by TwiztedMessiah September 22, 2010

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 10, 2020


Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker

An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.

"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"

"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "

"And the winner is... Sarah _____"

"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "

by Intertia Longer January 5, 2010

55πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž