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A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.
Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.
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A person that is so hot that they are worthy of any picture that is taken within a 1 mile radius
Dude: Hey i have to take a picture of this
Girl: You have to check for a kodak person
Dude: Please, everyone in this whole town is ugly *snap*
officer: Sir I'm gonna have to take you in for I myself am a kodak person *twinkle in eye flashes*
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Basically when something or someone is working at a very slow pace.
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Guy1: Yo dude, I didn't finish my math homework last night. Can you help me with this problem before school?
Guy2: I can try, but I didn't get any sleep at all last night so I'm gonna be in Kodak Black mode all day today.
Guy1: Oh forget it then, I'll just finish it myself.
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Teacher: Is there a reason that your research project is not on my desk?
Student: Yes, actually there is. You see, my computer is very old and is running in Kodak Black mode, which made it nearly impossible to finish my project.
Teacher (gives understanding look): Oh, well then, I'll give you a two month extension.
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a person highly interested in photography, shutterbug. Derived from Kodak and Kodiak bear.
The porn starlet has dozens of Kodak bears dangling around her.
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A real ass gang member that can use his gang to beat the shit outa white bitches. And that can eat ass like a cheese cake
Man the nigga is apart of "sniper gang kodak"
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Someone who is attractive looking in photos yet isn't as attractive as expected in reality. This is caused by the large number of photo editing software for mobile and PC users and are able to modify their own photos to upload on social networks
Hi I know you think I'm really hot but I'm so Kodak :)
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during head when a girl is doing her job and your just about to "finish" you pull it out of her mouth and bust it on her face. (in the mean time you have prepared a camera sitting on the bathroom counter next to you) and then as she goes to wipe the sticky substance from her face you proceed to say smile and take a picture
Craig: hey bro check this shit out!
Jake: wtf is that? somebody had a bad night haha
Craig: yeah i pulled the old kodak moment on her ass cuz she was pissing me off haha.
hello facebook!!:D
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