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A fatal respiratory disease caused by the Chinese Virus(SARS Cov-2) that resulted in a global pandemic, economic setback and several deaths across the globe except China where it was made and propagated to the world.
Buddy:"Did you met Mr.Xinchink Wuhan before lockdown?"
Janitor"Yeah, why?"
Buddy:"Isolate yourself ,he's having Kung Flu and people who met him are falling sick."
Janitor:"Ok buddy,thanks."
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A witty and subversively hilarious way of referring to Covid-19 a.k.a. Coronavirus. Makes chill people chuckle and causes moral panic among liberal pantywaists with sand in their vaginas.
Based anon: Everybody was Kung Flu fighting...
Humorless normie: OH GOD THAT'S RACIST, YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER.
Based anon: Yes.
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Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu
Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D
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An overrated martial art that is popular due to Chinese movies and media attention. It's actually rather behind-the-times, rigid, and not very effective in this day and age. It's still a beautiful martial art to watch with an interesting history, but in all honesty, you'd probably be just as well off with a traditional boxing, wrestling, Taekwondo, or Karate school if you were looking to get into some sort of martial arts training.
That's not to say that Kung Fu is useless or that it isn't great for other facets of life, but it's reputation as a hugely powerful martial art is a bit too flattering.
Perhaps if you dedicated your life to Kung Fu training or moved to a Shaolin Temple then the results of your training may turn out differently, but you don't have to worry that your buddy who takes Kung Fu classes twice a week can twist you up into a pretzel. It just doesn't work that way in real life.
Guy A: Man, we should take Kung Fu!
Guy B: Let me guess... you were watching the TV series yesterday?
Guy A: Yeah, man! The DVD box-set is out!
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this is like fucking in kung fu style. its also used to describe rough, painful and hardcore sex style. this type of sex is done wen u really want to fuck the other one in the worst way possible. it includes beating, throat fucking and assfucking type sex. which in a way causes hurt that also seem to satisfy the opposite sex. this word is extremely popular when it comes to places like malaysia and il. so u can now use this word wen u want to a blast tht night.
Enough of tht bitch. today im gonna kung-fuck her at all costs!
Dont get hard on me, madam or ill kung-fuck you!!!
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A Kung McPow is an anal sex maneuver in which the man creates an anal fracture during intercourse, picks up his partner by the hips and spins them during climax without separating, before punching them in the face.
Kerry said that after performing a Kung McPow, she could have done without the punch, but she wouldn’t be against switching roles.