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Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.
I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.
A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.
Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes
Example:
oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me
Let’s do the russian
Oh yeah fuck yeah
*starts clapping her ears*
I’m boutta cum
*ejaculates in her eyes*
Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician
Ok
*runs outside and in front of the window*
*she opens her eyes for a surprise*
*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*
Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH
A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"
Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.
someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform
dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician
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noun: 1) A homosexual.
2) someone who is really good at pleasuring a penis.
3) Someone having almost "magical" properties pertaining to penis pleasuring.
4) term evander (evan) created
Stallworth is such a dick magician
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Description of the high quality of a woman's vagina.
She has a vagina like a magician's sleeve.
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