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When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.
Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.
When you fuck a girl and drop a load in her, then she slips between the mattress and wall flopping around.
When I was done with Anna, I couldn’t find her but there she was stuck like a gutter mermaid.
Happy, sad and everything in between
🧜 mermaid emoji
When a guy has been hanging out with, or simply in the presence of a girl that is just a friend for long enough that she ends up becoming sexually desirable.
Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
It was also used in the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
Guy 1: "So you're going to be rooming with a chick next year? watch out for the mermaid effect, if you hang out with her long enough, you know you'll end up wanting to hit that."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she isn't hot and totally isn't my type."
Guy 1: "I give it three months."
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When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.
FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.
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a man who some would say is... swimming in bitches.
Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.
Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.