A horrible, not perfect, ugly person. Prob someone that does not have many friends.
Man A-"DUDE! look at that thing over there!"
Man B-"Which one?"
Man A-"The one by the doors!"
Man B-"Dear god........"
Man C-"RUN for your lives! its walking this way!"
Man A,B-"OMG!!! its got my arm!"
...to be continued
17đź‘Ť 20đź‘Ž
Engaging in sexual relations without performing intercourse. Defined by the character Arlene in Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof" segment of the 2007 movie "Grindhouse." Also known as 'everything but.'
I forgot the condoms, so we had to settle for doing the thing. For a minute I thought I was back in high school.
23đź‘Ť 31đź‘Ž
The correct name for the day formerly known as Thursday.
Started by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans of h2g2.com
Hot spit, it's Thing already?!
19đź‘Ť 23đź‘Ž
All I have to base where you are at throughout a day are numbers… during the day, I don’t put a warning sign on if they don’t move. However, there are other times where you typically move… numbers were off yesterday…
I think I figured it out… could be wrong, but what’s new. I guess the nice thing is, I think I am right and you aren’t here to tell me I am wrong… although, I would much rather have you tell me face to face I am wrong ❤️
Anyway, I made a post about not knowing if it was you… my reference was answering my yes/no questions. My thought is you were thinking I was back to questioning who you are… promise I am good… that was so 2022!
Also, I have a lot to say… always… I guess. Maybe someday I won’t. My point in this is that if you don’t want to post, don’t post… I don’t ever want you to feel like it is an obligation. This may have come across rude, but my intention is just the opposite. I don’t want you to worry about my response if there is no post… I do love posts! And I may start looking to see if something could have been misinterpreted.
I have grown in many things in 2023!!!
13đź‘Ť 15đź‘Ž
The thing is where you send a person a message with the face: .-.
and then they reply with the face: ._.
and that's the thing
You: okay .-.
Joshua: okay ._.
You: you did the thing!
10đź‘Ť 12đź‘Ž
particles, little pieces, unfavorable sheddings
someone is brushing their teeth near someone else: "don't get tooth things on me!"
13đź‘Ť 19đź‘Ž