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n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
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Someone who thinks he's cool, but he just isn't. He usually looks like a possum and says he's the man.
Pat: Meghan, I love you. I'm the fuckin' man.
Sean: He's such a tool.
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A band formed in the early 90s with Maynard James Keenan on vocals/synth., Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carrey on drums and Justin Chancellor on bass. A true band that doesnt rely on the studio to make their music sound awesome and actually sound better live than on album. They not only have the most talented instrumentals today but also have deep, thought provoking, meaningfull lyrics.They arent in it for the money and have yet to sell out to the mainstream, unlike countless other bands today. If you want to listen to music on the calibre of Led Zeppelin, Alice in Chains, Mettalica, and Pink Floyd, than Tool is right up your alley. If youre a brainless sheep that thinks everything MTV says is the wisdom of the gods and think fall out boy and the jonas brothers is real music, than I'm afraid Tool is not for your ears.
Hormonol preteen girl: OMG!! The Jonas brothers are so h0tt they r000ck!!!! If you dont like them you must be like gay or somethin
Me: To bad looks have nothing to do with making good music, and at the end of the day bands like Tool actually write their own songs unlike the jonASS brothers.
*Hormonol preteen girls head explodes*
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aka a Curnock. A person (usually male) who hides his feelings by acting like a complete dick'ed or 'tool'. He will happily abuse and insult his friends by doing stupid, immature impressions of them - but using the same voice and facial expression for each person. He is also known for agreeing to do something or go somewhere, but then jibbing it at the last minute - leaving the other person/people hanging.
Hey look who's doing an impression of you on the bus again... what a tool!
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Someone who is completely obvlivious to the fact that he is being used and that is considered to be less than a human being.
see: nick cannon
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a metal ish, cult ish band that kicks ass in many's opinion and plays in complex time signatures. It is criticized by many people and is criticized due to the fact that they never even took the time to try and get int tool and even though they say we jsut argue about stuff that we really dont know about, I wouldn't be talking considering if you don't like tool you probably know little to nothing about it so you should look into it. The singer is Maynard James Keenan, Bass player is Justin Chancellor, guitarist is Adam Jones, and the drummer is Danny Carey.
Dude I just heard Tool on the radio. Wow you don't hear that very often.
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someone who is both pathetic in their attempts to be socially accepted and a jerk to those who may not accept them because of the typical way they present themselves
Man that guy just tries too hard and he's an asshole about it, what a tool.
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