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An individual who resembles a character from the movie "The Grinch". Female and short in stature, this individual will have you contemplating busting your ear drums just so you don't have to hear them speak.
Although it's easy to envy them for their ways, one must understand that this sort of backstabbing, lying, psychotic behavior has only been perfected after years on the mean streets of your local trailer park and let's face it - we can't all be that lucky.
"Who's" can infiltrate any town and any circle of friends. They may meet a person at work who they immediately recognize as being pretty, popular and successful. They then will stop at nothing to take over this individual's life. Some "who's" have even been known to try and steal small children.
While their small troll like size makes them appear a non threat, they often carry diseases such as mange, fleas, ticks, herpes, chlamydia, the inability to shut the fuck up, lying, mooching off their boyfriends parents and sloppy seconds. Although not as severe they are also prone to many learning disorders including; backstabbing, new best friend every week syndrome, It's not me it's every one else and I'm so damn dumb I don't know people hate me.
If you would like to study the who in her natural habitat you can locate her with other Who's at the weekly "Yes, I'm a cunt too" meetings held at the local Dollar General. These meetings are very informative and offer exciting seminars such as "Stalking 101", "How to play the victim no matter what", "Fake a friendship in ten days", "Myspace: the real world", and "How to buy adult clothes in the kids section".
See also; cunt bitch whore fake pathetic loser karma midget tom petty kidrock
"Look out, there's a group of Who's over there with their leader The Who."
"Wow, thanks. I would rather kill myself than talk to them."
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who love the other person the most in a relationship
who loves who more? dude chloe loves nick waaaaaay more dude
It’s best you don’t know
Junior , augh you already who the fuck I’m talking about, that J type mf, stay away from J, he’s purely evil and seduces you with his innocence
Mr J is NOT to be underestimated, so avoid juniors and hope for the best
It feels tiring to have to explain it despite not trying to give too much away but the name itself is already too much yet necessary info
Junior is a bad boy or possible secret murderer or something
So who is junior? That’s right for everyone’s sake it’s best no one ever has to find out
Never ask this question, if you ask this question you’re going to get annihilated, as the person will usually respond with “Joe Mama” which will give a heart attack to the person who asked.
Peter Griffin Who is Joe?
Barack Obama Joe Mama!
Peter Griffin *fucking dies*
Barack Obama *default dance*
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The giving up, or postponing, of social events in order to stay in and watch one of the greatest TV shows of all time live as it airs.
"Dude, do you want to come to my party on Saturday night?"
"Sure, but it'll have to be after Doctor Who"
"You'll miss the money fountain and hooker amnesty"
"I understand, see you after Doctor Who"
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From the popular song by Kanye and Jay-Z, ‘N*ggas in Paris’. When somebody asks you this question, beware of the answer
John: Hey Grandma, who’s in Paris?
Grandma: N*ggas
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