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When a girl has frigged or been fucked to much and gets an achey minge.
Melly: I was frigging so hard last night i got minge ache and i cant walk properly.
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A cummy ache is that sick feeling in the pit of your stomache that is caused by having a hard on and not "getting off" or having an orgasim.
Commonly known as "blue balls" which is caused by a female better known as " a tease" who likes to play around,get your dick hard ,then leave without helping you relieve the stiff dick she created.
Man I can hardly move, my girl got me all worked up ,left my dick so hard it gave me a cummy ache.
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When you have gone so long without sex, that your private parts, male or female, almost really ache.
It has been so long for me going without any action that I have an actual fuck ache. I need some now.
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Where a male is aroused by the actions or words of an abnormally hot female, and undergoes the process of erection to blue balls in a matter of seconds; abnormally fast for the average human, causing an aching sensation in the penis.
Wow, i just looked at her ass and got a weiner ache!
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A phrase used to indicate a strong desire to smoke cannabis.
Fuck yes! I'm aching for a baking.
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An ache or pain located in the head caused by reading and writing in continuous caps lock, it happens because when you read caps lock it is like you are shouting over people, that arn't actually there.
There is no cure.
Reggie: AHHHH CAPS LOCK LOLOLOLOLOOL
Hasna: ouch, cap-ache.
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Similar to blue balls; Ball ache occurs when a man spends all night grinding with a lady but, alas, does not ejaculate, leaving him with a dull ache in the testes. It is the worst pain a male can suffer.
There is only one cure to ball ache, and that my friends is known as a wank.
A: Why are you walking like John Wayne?
B: Ball ache.
A: I thought you were with Jane last night?
B: Indeed. She may look like a pro, but sadly she couldn't finish off a packet of crisps.
A: Sorry to hear that
B: Shhh... I'm off to wank.
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