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The after cuddle is the snuggling session preformed after sexual interactions.
That after cuddle really sealed the deal.
Do you wanna cuddle?
-only if it's an after cuddle ;)
The Monday that you go to school after doing somthing embarrassing or stupid over the weekend.
Her head was hung down in shame the Monday after.
The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.
Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.
If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.
Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
Shocks of orgasm women get after sex, like the aftershock of an earthquake
Guy: "Are you okay? You're shaking!"
Girl: "I'm okay! Just some after-gasms!"
An after darker is someone who only listens or knows the song "After Dark" by Mr.Kitty, and or only cares about "After Dark" and doesn't check out his other songs. Actual fans of Mr.Kitty who like After Dark are NOT after darkers.
(originally coined by me in 2020)
Person 1: "Are you a Mr.Kitty fan?"
Person 2: "Yeah! My favorite song is After Dark!"
Person 1: "..Do you know any of his other songs?"
Person 2: "No, I don't."
Person 1: "Bro, you're an after darker. You're not a real fan."
Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.
I had a great time last night with Mary after the company Christmas party. The eve after was the toughest. I slowly got out of bed and left before she saw me.
The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.
The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.
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