The Eve After

Two people from work go to a special function, then have sex, and sleep over and then have to figure out what to do in the morning or just sneak out.

I had a great time last night with Mary after the company Christmas party. The eve after was the toughest. I slowly got out of bed and left before she saw me.

after cuddle

The after cuddle is the snuggling session preformed after sexual interactions.

That after cuddle really sealed the deal.

Do you wanna cuddle?
-only if it's an after cuddle ;)

After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

After-gasm

Shocks of orgasm women get after sex, like the aftershock of an earthquake

Guy: "Are you okay? You're shaking!"
Girl: "I'm okay! Just some after-gasms!"

Blow After

1)A term used when asking to smoke a (joint/blunt/cigarette) after the person(s) currently smoking it.

2)A term used when asking for the remains (ends/ass) of something eg: (food/drink)

3)A term used when asking for usage of something after somebody is finished with it eg: (bike/doodle jump)

Stoner1: Blow after on d blunt?
Stoner2: Ye, sure man, pass left
Stoner3: Blow after then...
Stoner1: (COUGH COUGH COUGH) holy shit

After Darker

An after darker is someone who only listens or knows the song "After Dark" by Mr.Kitty, and or only cares about "After Dark" and doesn't check out his other songs. Actual fans of Mr.Kitty who like After Dark are NOT after darkers.

(originally coined by me in 2020)

Person 1: "Are you a Mr.Kitty fan?"
Person 2: "Yeah! My favorite song is After Dark!"
Person 1: "..Do you know any of his other songs?"
Person 2: "No, I don't."
Person 1: "Bro, you're an after darker. You're not a real fan."

after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.

The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

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