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The nickname of the greatest nfl quarterback ever, the virgin Tim Tebow
Virgin Airlines throwing it deep
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United Airlines well put your name in a computer and kick you off.
Captain: Sir you have to get off
Doc:I WANNA GO HOME
United Airlines
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The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.
Im glad American Airlines got my baggege out before I passed away from natural causes.
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Alaska Airlines Group, a company famously known in the aviation industry as the sorriest major airline. They will try to outsource everything, they have their own rampers they call "McGee." These are ex-thugs who were never caught with a crime yet, but are willing to work for Alaska Airlines for 11$ an hour. Alaska Airlines will try to penny pinch everything, from the food you are to its own employees. If you even heard of this airline, (not from the west coast) avoid flying on it at all cost. The work environment was so bad an ex-employee took a plane and crashed it recently. Those barrel rolls were awesome though. If you are hiring in the maintenance department, avoid hiring this group, a bunch of lazy idiots.
Hey have you flown on Alaska Airlines yet? "Yeah, last time they told me I was on my own in regards to hotel, sleep at the airport, because they only got one flight a day." and because their planes are shit with shitty service.
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one of the many various names for pot.
"I got a fat blunt man, you ready to board the mexican airline?"
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An airline that has virgins on it
Have you been on Virgin Airlines?
No i lost my virginity
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An airline on ROBLOX that hasn't launched since 2017 and probably never will.
I want to fly on United Airlines on ROBLOX one day, but it will never happen.
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