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When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"
Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.
Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"
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When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.
My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.
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A codename used for someone (usually a woman/girl) who has a big ass, hence BIG alarm..,,
When you see a nice girl with a big butt you say to friends : Ooohh Big Alarm is here
Jonas: Look on my left, Big Alarm
Aleks: Mmmm it's so big!
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A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.
better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off
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a cerent sound that is fuckin anoying when your watchin your favorite show late at night a car alarm goes off for like 46min
so I was watchin summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook
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1. euphemism for a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.
2. Good excuse to have a migraine.
3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.
4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.
The landlord had to put in smoke alarms to satisfy fire code and insurance. The rents had to take the batteries out of the little ijits to preserve our sanity.
The whole complex burned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.
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When people are evacuated from a building, usually during times of harsh, brutal weather, and are left standing in the blistering cold for a long period of time for no reason.
The fire alarm went off and we had to stand outside in the blizzard for three hours when there was never a fire to begin with
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