You're not allowed to rent here!

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.

Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Clunge Seeking Allowance (C.S.A)

The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*

"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"

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allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.

Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!

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then da law allow

This phrase can describe a person place or thing in great detail... can use as in any everday conversation...

THAT GIRL IS FINNER then da law allow... OR ITS COLDER then da law allow... IM SLEEPIER then da law allow... HE'S DRUNKER then da law allow...

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Allow me one time still.

Essentially when someone has messed up a multitude of times and is asking you for one more chance.

"How many times are you going to forget your jersey for basketball practice?" "Look coach, ALLOW ME ONE TIME STILL."

am i allowed to die?

If your feeling depressed just talk to someone don't take your life until you're sure. Eventually bullies will feel sorry for you. Depression is serious , and if you feel like cutting but don't want people to know about it then do something else , like hold an ice-cube or anything other than hurting yourself.

I'm feeling depressed , but am I allowed to die?

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Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

The "Lone Wolfe", one who wears heels, and pants to mommy. One who self indulges into third party conversations to they-self. One's own brilliancy to bring back civilization from the brink of self destruction. Considered to have have long hairy arms and weekly "meatings" with other men.

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

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