Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.
Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.
"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat
When someone spits in the face of a person before punching them.
Bro, you should have seen the bar fight I just witnessed. He pulled the old alpaca punch and he hit the floor!
Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.
I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.
Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants
Wow she has great alpaca hooves
When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.