Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits

This lama spit on me like alpaca

Alpaca Lifestyle

Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.

I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.

Alpaca hooves

Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants

Wow she has great alpaca hooves

Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.

Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"

Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.

I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.