When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.
Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!
When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants
Wow she has great alpaca hooves
When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.