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A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.
*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!
Lesser known sexual position whereby the penetratee assumes an all four position while the penetrators (normally two) enter the mouth, and the vaginal area from behind. Once fully inserted, the penetrators slowly stand to an upright position lifting the penetratee completely off the ground. Turn slowly over gentle heat, keeping well marinated. You have now correctly demonstrated the Fort Ancient Rotisserie.
Warning: Penetratee should have unnaturally strong neck muscles, and should keep limbs well tucked
My Dad and I feasted on a Fort Ancient Rotisserie last night
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A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.
Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."
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an extremely tiny penis ; a disease that only effects your tiny penis
you are now diagnosed with the ancient chinese curse
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I been smoking this ancient thunder lettuce all day long.
Words Juliet says in Act 3 of Romeo and Juliet as a angry pulse
Ancient damnation, O most wicked fiend!
Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn
Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue Which she hath praised him with above compare So many thousand times? Go, counselor.
Thou and my bosom henceforth shall be twain. I’ll to the Friar to know his remedy.
If all else fail, myself have power to die.
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