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V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.
I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
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An extreme kick to the balls, involving a running start for added momentum, as well as backwards arm thrust for improved balance and positioning. Ideally, the victim will be propelled upwards and back away from the punter, while making a series of very contorted faces and a loss of breath will occur. Occasionally, this can result in ruptured testicles, but in most cases is a good entertaining break from day to day boredom, for everyone around!
"Whoa that dude just got severely nut punted!" as victim is achieving liftoff
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A throw from the quarterback which ends in an interception.
University of Michigan fans would be happier if Denard Robinson, AKA D-Rob wouldn't arm punt the ball so often.
While Brett Favre finished his career with 508 touchdowns, he also loved the arm punt, with 336 interceptions.
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The act of kicking a woman in her genital region.
That chick pissed me off so I gave her the cunt-punt.
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After having anal sex with your partner or person, you immediately kick them out of the home or place that whoopie was made.
Man that girl was hot as hell but I heard my girlfriend pull up so had to give her the ol' fudge and punt.
Its when you get the punt of a new litter of cats or dogs and punt that little shit for no reason except the fact that you're better than it.
Friend one: Dude I just punt runted that runt
Friend two: Haha that shows him who's boss.
The act of kicking, or getting kicked, in the junk.
After a bottle of Tequila, trading junk punts seemed like a great idea.