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The best darn PSO and FFXI guild this century has seen.
The Giant Tree hits Woe with an apple.
The Giant Tree hits Dive with an apple.
Woe and Dive make Apocalypse Tribe.
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passionate but ultimately meaningless lovemaking, often with casual acquaintances, inspired by emotional bonding during or after an epic disaster
After a few warm beers, Jessica and I groped our way through the darkness and humid heat to the ruins of her burnt-out apartment building, where, to nobody's greater surprise than ours, we ended up engaging in apocalypse sex.
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Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.
The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.
Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.
The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.
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"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.
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1) The end of all asses
2) The day all colons shall be brought to the light
3) The book of painal revelations
4) Ron Goodwin's love life
After the prolaptic apocalypse, balloon knots will be as common as genitalia
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Whenever you see such a fine pussy that you know something is cumming to an end.
Did you see that pussy? This has to be a pussy apocalypse.
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It is a bingo game regarding the various apocalyptic events that have been happening in 2020. If you complete a row of Apocalypse Bingo™ and yell "Bingo!" you earn absolutely nothing except the realization that we are utterly fucked.
"Hey, did you hear about the massive oil spill in Russia and the murder hornets that arrived at the U.S?"
"Come again?"
"Umm, there's a giant oil spill and murder hornets?"
"Oh, another one for Apocalypse Bingo"