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Fucking sexy beast who loves girls named Sydneyand got horny when they see girls named Alexa
A sexy beast hmmm oh wait I know Bella Apollo
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Apollo Play, our home planet, is a beautiful blue and white ball where people should show more love for it or it days will be numbered.
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To define an individual that sees themselves on a higher level or better then another due to their larger ego and confidence.
Kraken: come on fight me, I can easily beat you.
Freezin: shut the fuck up you have Apollo syndrome.
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you're against the moon landing being real. you can no longer be my friend
1. was Apollo 11 fake?
2.your against the moon landing being real. you can no longer be my friend
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Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.
I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.
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A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."
That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.
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Houston, we have a PROBLEM!!! When the condom breaks during intercourse between a man and a woman.
Aw shit baby, i just pulled an apollo 13!
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