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An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.
I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.
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To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).
To cheat on your wife.
"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."
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Spending time with your mistress.
"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
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What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.
"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"
"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"
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The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.
My boss is such a dick, i'm giving him an appalachian throw pillow for christmas!!
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When a white “Mexican” tickles your ball sack.
Huero tickled my balls. Like an Appalachian ball tickler
An Appalachian Happy Meal is made up of cheap liquor and chewing tobacco, consumed in enough quantity to produce projectile vomiting
After Ma's wedding we had to put her in the hospital, she had one of them Appalachian Happy Meals