fat free applesauce

something that is so disgustingly awful that it should even, and probably doesn't even exist.

Yeah man, it was total fat free applesauce.

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Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.

Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'

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cross-cross applesauce

The way Bella Thorne sits while in fitting rooms.

While sitting cross-cross applesauce, Bella Thorne spilled scorching hot tea about how LGBT acceptance needs to be taught to kids from an early age.

fuck me with applesauce

The art of fucking a person with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy what the fuck

Scooping the Warm Applesauce

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.

Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

applesauce with a side of rootbeer

applesauce with a side of rootbeer is a way to confess that you are homosexual.

Person 1: “Hey dude.. Can I order applesauce with a side of rootbeer?..”
Barista: “I don’t care cuh‼️🗣️🗣️”

Criss cross Applesauce

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob

Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

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