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When one ejaculates with precision on a (Armenian) female’s nipple hair, whilst proceeding to pluck said nipple hair and hastily manufacture a duck call.
The Armenian tit whistle is ideally performed in the wilderness so the Duck call does not go to waste as they are rare highly complicated to fashion.
Me and my boy Andre were hungry so he gave his bitch a ATW (Armenian tit whistle) and blew a fucking mallard out of the sky.
I though she was cool but she wouldn’t let me make a Armenian tit whistle with her. Fucking vegan
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When a man is having sex with another man who is being penetrated by another man, who is being penetrated by another man etc, etc.
"Fine then............ forget the bride. Just a groom and his groomsmen, Armenian Conveyor Belt, bup bup bup bup"
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During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.
Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?
Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”
The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.
1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.
2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.
3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.
4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.
5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****
6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.
7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!
8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.
9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.
10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.
11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.
12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.
13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
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Turkey, to this day, denies that they ever created "acts of genocide" against the Armenians in the early 20th century.
Turks: We didn't created acts of genocide against the Armenians..
Armenian: Yes, you did.
Turks: I assure you we didnt.
Armenians: Yes. You are doing what you call Armenian Genocide Denial.
Turks: Uh... no....
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An individual who believes that their miniscule contributing factors have been more than expectable.
Along with being a large fire hazard the armenian house guest is the epicenter of all mess.
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When a man having sex with a woman is simultaneously penetrated by a man, who is in turn penetrated by an other man, and so on.
Also known as Buh-buh-buh-bup.
"Armenian conveyor belt; just the groom and his groomsmen buh-buh-buh-bup."
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