Rural Dictionary

skunk

A female who is suppose to be an adult, and eventually acts and becomes insane/crazy/psychotic and stoops down to a 'high-school girl' mentality after her boyfriend breaks up with her. Then proceeds to make up stories in order to make him jealous or get him back, and also attempting to make her self look 'pretty' but instead makes herself look foolish and more ugly, and most notably her hair will look terrible (skunk hair).

famous skunk bitches:

Samantha G.

muthafucka 1:"Dude, bro, your ex-girlfriend is telling people she is pregnant with her kid? but i saw her partying last night? whats her deal yo?...."

muthafucka 2: "pfft. i dunno, crazy bitch needs to get off my nuts an leave me alone. See what she did to her hair? that Skunk hoe."

by itohead December 8, 2008

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Skunking

skunking is when you decide to eat spicy mexican food early in the day to force yourself to have diarrhea later on and then you titty fuck a girl and a minute before you cum you shit a line of diarrhea on her chest and then precede to cum a line in the center of the diarrhea so it looks like a skunk.

"dude, last night i totally skunked my girlfriend and we had homemade brownies after."

"I'm gonna find some bitches and go skunking, you guys wanna join me?"

by FATLmetal May 12, 2009

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Skunking

The action of urinating into another humans anus while they clench it closed to hold the urine in. The party holding the urine then proceeds to crawl on all fours releasing the urine in squirting streams at any nearby person or persons , particularly aiming directly for the leg, back, or head.

1. Kathleen and James are going going skunking at the white house this evening.
2. James Is skunking Sarah!!!

by Ibuddy66 April 11, 2015

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