Singlehandedly THE MOST beautiful, hottest, sexiest awesomest woman in the history of the entire universe. Fuck Megan Fox.
An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
Asia Argento is the hottest woman in the world. Fuck Tila Tequila.
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The feeling you get when at an award ceremony the same few asians are getting all of the awards.
Wow, Seoung Hou and David Fu are getting all the awards tonight. Talk about asia vous.
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killer machine. runs every big city. l.a., san fran, chigaco, you name it.
has killed over 4000 people personally. traffics 60,000 pounds of cocaine anually.
big fan of 12 gauge shotguns. will not hestitate to blow your head of if you so much as look at her the wrong way.
dangerous convict, criminal mastermind and taker of lives.
asia alfasi once killed 8 people in 2.3 seconds. needless to say, it was not a pretty sight.
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Having the biggest forehead in the world no cap
That man has a Asia forehead
A delicious, microwavable Asian dish that is ideal for a hardy snack and quick prep time. Good for a midnight snack.
Cody: Yo dude do you want any food?
Dan: Yeah do you have any Simply Asia?
Ben: I want some Simply Asia too, can you make me some?
Cody: Fuck you guys, I wanted it for myself and there's just one left!
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Itβs when a group of people meet online, to gang bang a horse while your lesbian sister is moaning in the background
Chad: dude me and my homies just pulled a dirty asia so rad.
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