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When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.
Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.
A Person or persons picked up by officials looking for information on his/her Employer that provides them with sensitive information that only an assistant would know or offers more information than they even initially asked for after being threatened with a slap on the wrist.
Man you still running that computer company ? No Sir It Was Raided Thanks To a Suckafish & My Assistant Snitch.
To use your fingers as a last result.
Linda: You said it was bigger
Man: 'Pulls out fingers'
Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.
Bellboy and washing machine of a professor.
I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.
The hot chicks who clean your teeth.
I don't mind that your hands are in my mouth as long as your boobs are in my face, Ms. Hot-Blonde-Dental Assistant-Lady.
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A place to live where you don't have to do anything. You can nurses and stuff change your bed, do your laundry, and even cool your meals. You can eat free food without paying $50 for groceries and you can have a party every day. This is a place generally for old people, but it will be a great place for a college dormitory.
Old people: Yeah I get to play Bingo every day at the assisted living
College guy: Sweet, I don't have to do anything... these hot nurses can wipe my ass for me.
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masturbation with the help of a friend
Hey, I need some help, can you assist-a-bate me?
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