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The act of slapping one's penis off of a victims forehead, leaving a bright red mark resembling that of an atomic mushroom cloud.
my girl wouldn't finish me, so I stamped her with an atomic mushroom
a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.
barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that
When someone pulls or yanks your underwear up and over your head.
At school, I still wore whitey tighties. No one knew about it because my shirt always covered it. But one day, when I took off my pants, someone accidently ran into me and everyone watching saw my underwear. Immediatly, the "boxer" people came over and pulled my whitey tighties up and over my head which became an atomic wedgie. My butt hurt like crazy! To make it better, they found duck-tape and tied me up and threw me in one of their lockers. They didn't let me out untill the end of PE class which lasted 45 minutes. It hurt!
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When one hangs from the top of a restroom stall over the toilet and deficates, releasing a death bomb of fecal matter that creates a title wave physically impossible to contain in even the best toilets.
The Atomic Shit is every school janitor's worst enemy.
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The exact opposite of a Jager Bomb. A Jager Bomb consists of 4 oz of energy drink with a shot of Jagermeister dropped into it and then immediatley chugged. An Atomic Jager is 4oz of Jagermeister with a shot of energy drink dropped into and immediately chugged. Invented by the infamous Joe & Katie.
Joe: Man, we're almost out of energy drink!!
Katie: That sucks! What should we do??
Joe: Lets just do the opposite of a Jager Bomb!
Katie: That sounds brutal but I'm down!
Joe: I know, that's like an ATOMIC Jager bomb!
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i just had the atomic runs now my butt hole is bleeding
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a carbon or metal device through which an electrical current is passed in order to subject substances to heat treatment that isolates and identifies the chemical composition of that substance
"what's the chemical composition of this substance? better use the old electrothermal atomizer..."
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