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#1 : Congrats mate you are in the friendzone
#2 : Dont be Clingy
#3 : Di ka mahal ng mahal mo in other words busted ka boi alam ko bigti na

PB : Please No attachments
Dude : (Kills Himself)

by Senpaii AlexIch August 19, 2017


Attaching images

It's that annoying message that certain email websites will give when they are forcing your 24.7MB of gifs into the maximum 25MB of space alloted per email. If you happen to mess with your computer at all during this time, it will delete everything you just did and tell you it couldn't process that much weeb trash at once.

Ugh, I'm trying to fit all my memes into this prank email, but it says it's attaching images.

by GayMexicanAssInsideMyAss September 4, 2017


attach yourself

From the italian "Attaccati al cazzo!" and literally translates to "Attach yourself to this dick!". Could be used in connection to stay beef and mainly used to roughly refuse to answer to anyone you want.

Person 1: "Could you please borrow me 50 bucks?"
You: "Attach yourself and stay beef!"
Person 2: *Laughing*

by Maxys November 20, 2017


Teacher Attachment for people with mommy issues

Teacher attachment is the attachment of a person, mostly students, with mommy issues to a teacher that gives the attention, affection, and possibly love, that was not given to the person/student as a child by their own mother.

Mommy issues occur when a person’s mother neglected, abused, gaslighted, manipulated, didnt care, never gave affection, making her own child feel like the worst person in the world, and was just an absolute narcissist or a bitch that couldnt handle caring for her own child. Which resulted in a person developing mommy issues that can later affect this person’s future relationships, self confidence, self esteem, etc. Mommy issues can cause commitment issues, trust issues, insecurities, dependency, needy for validation, and being attached to near mother figures.

Teacher attachment is one of the most common things to occur when a person has mommy issues. This attachment to teachers, occurs when a person with mommy issues is met with a teacher who has a maternal instinct or feels like a motherly figure or even gives what this person was neglected of by their own mother, to the person with mommy issues, this can cause emotional attachment.

Most people with mommy issues that have teacher attachment feel safe, validated, and enough if their with their teacher their emotionally attached to. In simple words, a person with mommy issues feels safe if their with the teacher their attached too.

Teacher attachment for people with mommy issues isn’t exactly wrong. I have it too.

by Ultraviolence_dump May 13, 2024


Person attachment syndrome (PAS)

Type 1- When a person 1 becomes friends with person 2 and suddenly they become best friends and inseparable because the person 1 either needs something(drugs, Money, clout e.t.c.) or is desperate

Type 2- When a person starts dating/crushing on somebody and they are immediately attached and the never wanna talk about/think/ be with anybody else but that person because they are either wanna look good for other people, they are desperate, or they are using them(sex, Money,drugs,clout,e.c.t.)

Example of type 1:

Person 1- Have you seen Emily? I have been looking for her for like 30 minutes!

Person 2- She’s probably with Kate, she’s totally got Person attachment syndrome(PAS)

Example of type 2:
Person 1- Did you see Emma’s story with her new boyfriend Jack? They are acting like they have been dating for months!

Person 2- I know I say it too, she’s got a bad case of person attachment syndrome (PAS)

You can also just insert a persons name in front in syndromes like “jack syndrome

by CöölDüdë_ April 13, 2019


snatch attach

A very clingy boyfriend

Damn my boyfriend is such a snatch attach

by Lil Potato January 1, 2017