ate!upd

When a person is so drunk or zoned out, they literally need a brain software update to function again. Named after the Minecraft info_update or "ate!upd" block.

Veronica was so drunk, she needed an ate!upd to function

the dog ate it

An excuse for homework not being done, that is not as good as "I heard you were pregnant so you wouldn't be in to collect it" or "my father has dysentry and we can't afford toilet paper"

I dropped bacon grease on my 4500 word essay and the dog ate it, except the conclusion, which is a black page.

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Ate Pock

Someone who is not a Pock Eater, but inconsistently performs a good act in which they get the desired result.

Jamie: "Boys I scored today and ate Pock"
Rich: "Well done mate, you're still not a Pock Eater though, More like a Pockhead who got lucky"

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I ate

when you slayed something 😍😍
when u do something at it’s good

example
i make a edit
someone : it’s bad
me : girl stfu i ate

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Ate the case

When an innocent person takes the blame for a crime to protect those responsible.

...Actually took the whole case so my mom wouldn't go to jail and so she could raise us... He ate the case...

-Killer Mike

ate poop

when something tragic happens such as somebody falling off their skateboard, breaking a few bones along with that maybe some teeth and an eyebrow torn off, you could say they ate poop.

Geezza 1: He fell of the skateboard *laughing*
Geezza 2 (aka you): Broooooooooo, he ate poop...

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ate up

adj.

1. A military slang used to describe a soldier who lacks organizational skills, which is partially interchangable with soup. Soup sandwich typically is used for more serious levels of unsatisfactory performance, while ate up is used more frequently.

Synonyms: Soup Sandwich, Soup

2. The feeling of hangover experienced following the use of the illicit substance, MDMA, known on the streets as ecstasy.

"Private you are ate-the poot-up!"

"Man, I haven't been hungry all day. I'm too ate up from last night."

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