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A rare species of monkey that are hard to find.
That monkey seems to be a Buggy AU.
A Kluck Fuck that is extremely flat in the ass but fat in the sass. Typically eats 3 entrees for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. A Fat Aus can be seen in the wilderness but on rare occasions can be seen holding the same beer for three hours in the corner of your favorite local bar.
"Did you just get a three stack of pancakes with your huevos rancheros? You a mother fuggin Fat Aus."
FitMC but from an alternate universe. Talks about The Youngest Anarchy Server in Minecraft instead of The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft.
Person A: "Hey, have you heard about FitMC?"
Person B: "No, I only know about FitMC AU."
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Adam Au is the best human being ever exist. There won't be any further explanation for that as you can find all positive words in the dictionary. All words that fit a good, kind, healthy, polite...... person can be applied in Adam's case.
Adam's friends made a poem for him :
Adam Au is the greatest,
He is the best,
Adam is genius who is blessed,
He is helpful, kind and friendly,
The finest man entirely.
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The cheapest child care option on the market. Cheap nanny. Servitude type of work. Deffinitely not a cultural experience. Bad business. Au pair is often abused by host family: overhours, lack of food, withold stipend, taking care of pet, insults, offensive remarks. Everything behind closed doors. Agencies require calling Au pair member of the family/friend because in this way its easy to manipulate participant. Currently program with lawsuit. Very double side faced program.
A:I want my Au pair to take the dog out.
B: Just tell her she's the member of the family. She will be eager to do it.
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The seminal discharge from a man with a vasectomy. Usually, it is characterized by a general lack of viscosity. If a regular ejaculation is like gravy, a vasectimized ejaculation is like au jus, hence the term.
Damn, ever since I got snipped, my au jizm just runs down the wall like water.
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