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The grey area between being of average height and what would be considered truly tall.
“Frank isn’t average height but he also can’t really be considered tall either, I’d say he’s average-tall.”
A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"
Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"
Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
An average size for a penis
He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.
The act of driving while being finger banged
The man was giving his girlfriend an average Nebraskan at the red light
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Getting fingerbanged while driving.
AJMSNR: Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger finger banging the woman driving, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
D1MisterGreen: Average Nebraskan
Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!
"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.
Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.
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n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.
Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average
The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
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