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Part one of the Twank by 2Dope, goin backwards on the dougie.
Kieran had a little too much to drink so he started the backwards dougie.
Walking swiftly out of the venue while--facing forward--you extend both arms behind you with your middle fingers extended.
The Double Backwards means that my boy got disrespected at a breakfast meeting, so he stood up and gave them the double-backwards.
A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.
Me and Ron got shit faced and backwards turnbuckled lastnight.
This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."
verb.
To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.
A sexual position where the male's placement is behind a woman with his penis in her vagina. During sexual intercourse, the woman is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord noose around her neck.
This is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. As the man pulls the female towards his pelvic region, she is robbed of air as shock waves of pleasure annihilate her brain.
The Backwards Kamikaze is the best way to have a pleasurable near-death experience. Tell your girlfriend.
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When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter
"Hey did you hear about onision? He got a backwards randy in jail"
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