in the bacon

to be closely spaced together, or tightly packed as bacon is in a frying pan.

"All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...we were in the bacon!"

"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."

"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"

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baconize

(verb) any of many industrial methods for infusing a substance with bacon

I baconized the mayonnaise for a rich, smoky flavor.

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Bacon

English/UK Prison rhyming slang - "Bacon bonce" - Nonce

"That fellah's a right Bacon" (that gentleman is a bit of a pedo)

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Bacon

Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better!

Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty

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Bacon

Nature's Candy.

Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.

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Bacon

The greatest thing known to the human race.

"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"

"Bacon. Duh."

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bacon

The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

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