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When your mascara is not cooperating and you wipe it off and restart a bunch of times and still can’t get it to look good
Damn my makeup looks so bad, today is definitely a bad mascara day!
Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.