vadge badging

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

Did you see Ellie vadge badging us at Shakers last night?

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Vadge Badge

The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman's virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.

"Still sportin' the Vadge Badge, miss?"

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whore badge

Women with tattoo on her lower back. Also referred to as tramp stamp.

Look there goes a whore badge

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bacon badge

To have had sex with a large girl, the type with excess rolls, big hips, thunder thighs and huge tits. Secretly, every man wants to add a big girl to the bed-frame of notches.

Also see chubby chaser

1- "Dude, you see Midge over there?"

2- "Yeah, what about her?"

1- "Last night at that party I fucked her, I got my bacon badge."

2- "Man, I am truly jealous!"

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party badge

A bruise or injury received when intoxicated that isn't noticed until the next day.

I don't remember everything that happened last night but I woke up today covered in party badges.

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vag badge

a female cop, i.e. has absolutely no power

female cop: freeze
dude: fuck you vag badge *walks away*
female cop: *shoots him*
dude: weakling...

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Pecker Badge

The pecker badge is earned when either a cub scout or tiger cub is forced to view the den leaders schlong. This badge ususally takes up to thirty minutes to earn as it is difficult for the den leader to unbuckle his tight cub scout khaki pants and find his taught, sparsely pubed pecker.

Come here Timmy...Wipe those tears away and earn your pecker badge.

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