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When you shart while having sex with three people
“Oh No! I badussy shart”
A girl who is usually bigger, smells gross and has a sassy attitude. A Queen badussy is always sweating because of her adderall and is a pathological liar.
Damn QUEEN BADUSSY you sure can munch down all that Taco Bell.
Damn bro you porked QUEEN BADUSSY, that’s down bad.
The Badussy War I was the first floptropican war.
Belligerents:
-Da Boyz Union
State of Chad
Empire of Mew
Republic of Rizzler
-Kingdoms of Floptropica (before our time, Floptropica did not exist yet.)
Kingdom of Jiafei
Kingdom of Cardussy Beech
Dynasty of Nickussi Moanaj
State of Megussy Thee Stallion
Republic of Cupcakkina
3435 Kingdom
Various Potaxie Tribes
The first battle happened at the Lighthouse of Flops, Avocado City, in the Northwestern Potaxie Tribe Territory.
Casualties: 21
Daboyzz - 6
Flops - 15
The second battle striked at the Bojayna City in Cupcakke Republic, with the Da Boyz Union taking over the entire Republic in a few days.
The kingdoms of Nickussy Moanaj, Jiafei, 3435, Cardussy Beech and Megussy Thee Stallion formed into the Republic of Flop. (Better known as Floptropica)
Lana Del Rey, a general in the war fought at the battle of Positions Port, 3435 Kingdom.
Del Rey died after the 420th unit of skibidi kids tortured her.
All the kingdoms would push out the Da Boyz Union away from the sacred lands of Floptropica, to preserve it for the four other wars to come.
-TREATY OF JIAFEINA-
The Da Boyz Union shall never attack Floptropica until this treaty expires.
Floptropica will gain all of its stolen lands back.
The Da Boyz Union will pay for the 69 people dead of Floptropica, with 12 of them being from endangered Potaxie Tribes, having to be preserved.
Person 1: omg i ate my grandma in the Badussy War I!!!!
Person 2: omg thats slander!
A War that started on 1969 in Floptropica
“The Badussy War was really tragic”
“I lost my Great Grandpa in the Badussy War”
The great war of 4269 wear queens Nicky Minaj, Beyoncé and many other queens died. Notable soldiers who fought in the war are: Jiafie, James Charles, Lovely peaches, and Barbilly Eilish. From our current information 69420 people died and after this a national peace treaty was made so that nothing as tragic as this will happen again
The Badussy Wars was the darkest time in history ever recorded
A war about floptok that was very serious as caused many deaths of flop icons
"I'm trying the Badussy War was so sad : ("
was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1991. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated.
Mom: CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES!!
You: During the badussy war they never washed their clothes, so SKEDDADLE BEFORE I BOMB YOUR BADUSSY!
Mom: STEVE YOUR SONS/DAUGHTERS DOING DRUGS