A made-up band you can blame everything on.
Jake: Man, the US has had some hard times lately.
Jack: Its because of Bagpipes United
The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.
After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah
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The 'pipes' layys on his/her back with their legs (arms optional) in the air and sphincter presenting. The 'piper' 'pipes' by kissing licking nibbling etc said presented sphincter whilst simultaneiusly reaching around a leg with one arm to fondle tweak wank etc 'pipes' genitalia. Pipe amazing grace for extra stimulation.
The Devo loved it when his girlfriend played the Scottish bagpipes after his team had won at footy.
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The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man, whilst squeezingly upon his scrotal sack vigourously and intently. To complete the act, the man then ejaculates on the top of the woman's head, to create a 'Halo' effect.
Here hen, fancy being my Bagpiping Angel? Sure thing babe.. best shampoo ever!
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While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.
While Tiffany was sucking my dick I gave Jessica the rusty bagpipes.
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A Bagpipe Queen is a homosexual man (who may or may not be ethnically Scottish or a redhead) who is sexually attracted to redheaded men, usually ethnically Scottish. Not to be mistaken with Ginger Fever, which applies to heterosexual men attracted to redheaded women.
Earl is quite the Bagpipe Queen, in fact he knows his pipes so well he's quite the connoisseur!
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When you stick a bag up a girls vaginal region. Filling the bag with cum/poop/or anything else you can find. Afterwards when the bag is full you stick a pvc pipe down the bag, snugly tight. Then you blow into the pvc causing the bag to explode in her vagina.
Tina: Josh my vagina is all ripped up from the "Chinese bagpipe" you gave me a few nights ago.
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