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The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.
Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.
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xD ballons or xD ballons is literally a balloon with an "xD" face on it. It symbolizes laughter or something funny happening.
Frank: I wet my pants last night.
Jon: xD balloons!
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When a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.
A beef balloon is when a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.
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The place where balloons fly off to when they are either lost or popped. This land was invented by great philosipher Rhiannon Lloyd and is even further away than mars. Balloon land is a very peaceful place without war.
"Dont worry sally, its sad that your balloon has gone, i know, but its gone to a better place"
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(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.
N.B: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in The United States where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. He somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
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the son of an attention whore.
Rick: "My dad wants me to hide in the attic!"
Jeff: "Congrats Rick! You are now an official balloon boy"
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When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.
Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.